Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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