i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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