Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Couch. On fire.
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