i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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