i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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