What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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