Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Randomize
