Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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