2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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