what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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