Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Randomize
