Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
