Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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