he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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