Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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