Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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