dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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