i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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