I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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