I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
