How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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