Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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