the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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