member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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