Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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