The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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