these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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