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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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