she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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