ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Randomize
