508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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