Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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