i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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