where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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