think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
