I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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