ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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