Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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