It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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