that's an acceptable place to lick
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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