I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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