NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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