"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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