Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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