You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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