oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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