I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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