he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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