...so i touched it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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