o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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