Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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