omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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