the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
