How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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