Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
