Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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