If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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