Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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