Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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